A Pirate's Life for Me.

[robby]

I'm cultivating my inner pirate in preparation for Halloween. No more shaving! No more haircuts! I'll spank every woman on Craig's List.

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We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!