I'm Becoming a Gorilla

[robby]

My extra weight is depositing on my abdomen, between my chest and my belly, giving me a barrel-chested look. I'm also getting hairier there, with a 12" oval ring of hair around my belly button and a thin line of hair up the middle of my abdomen, where it merges with my chest hair. Come to think of it, I'm beginning to feel like a gorilla, too. I'll lose the weight, but not the hair, and will try to hide my gorilla-ness from the world, unless I get really angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Comments

[texanfaery.livejournal.com]

I like angry monkey's. They're funny.

Who knows. I might like angry gorilla's. (grin)

[robby.livejournal.com]

Trust me, they're not funny. An angry Gorilla wouldn't care whether you liked him.