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robby ([personal profile] robby) wrote2003-05-18 08:36 am

I'm Becoming a Gorilla

My extra weight is depositing on my abdomen, between my chest and my belly, giving me a barrel-chested look. I'm also getting hairier there, with a 12" oval ring of hair around my belly button and a thin line of hair up the middle of my abdomen, where it merges with my chest hair. Come to think of it, I'm beginning to feel like a gorilla, too. I'll lose the weight, but not the hair, and will try to hide my gorilla-ness from the world, unless I get really angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

[identity profile] robby.livejournal.com 2003-05-21 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, they're not funny. An angry Gorilla wouldn't care whether you liked him.