The Robot War Has Begun!

People, disconnect all household robots!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11712513/Robot-kills-man-at-Volkswagen-plant-in-Germany.html

Call In The FBI!

This morning, I noticed something fishy with the communications cable elevated over the creek. Apparently, some of our local meth-addicted metal thieves tore up the AT&T cable last night. A huge local impact, including hospitals, ect. knocked off-line. It's fiber-optic, not copper, and worth nothing as scrap, but these idiots didn't know that. The FBI is investigating.