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Ten things I've done which you probably haven't..
Graduated from university cum laude.
Hung out with Val Kilmer and Billy Idol.
Owned my own Silicon Valley electronics company.
Met the first gentleman of the Philippines at a family wedding.
Had sex with 3 different girlfriends, who were unaware of each other, in my apartment over a 24 hour period. It was exhausting, required split second timing, like one of those 60's Italian sex comedies. It was an experience I only wanted to do twice.
Hitchhiked all over the western United States.
Got busted for felony cultivation of marijuana.
Excavated a pre-columbian Chumash village in Central California.
Hung out with Stanley Mouse.
Have had numerous, inexplicable psychic experiences.
Hung out with Val Kilmer and Billy Idol.
Owned my own Silicon Valley electronics company.
Met the first gentleman of the Philippines at a family wedding.
Had sex with 3 different girlfriends, who were unaware of each other, in my apartment over a 24 hour period. It was exhausting, required split second timing, like one of those 60's Italian sex comedies. It was an experience I only wanted to do twice.
Hitchhiked all over the western United States.
Got busted for felony cultivation of marijuana.
Excavated a pre-columbian Chumash village in Central California.
Hung out with Stanley Mouse.
Have had numerous, inexplicable psychic experiences.
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not to mention smart and maybe rich.
you would make a great personals ad.
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reality check