Ooooo, Scary Chick.

[robby]

I took a cute eurasian girl out for dinner, and then to Gorden Biersh to hear some music. She was getting tipsy from less than a glass of wine, and asking me inappropriately serious question about my life goals, and such. There is a time and place for such questions, but not so soon. She really didn't seem very bright, and probably could not think of anything else to say. She doesn't like kids, and was amazed that I have never been married. She believes we are always surrounded by ghosts. Her theory is that dead souls haunt the earth for at least 40 days after they die. I asked her if she could see ghosts right now, and she looked around nervously and thankfully, she said no.

One immediate life goal I have just formulated is to lose her phone number.

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editor's note: Everybody's a psychic! A package delivery driver stopped by to pickup, and wanted to hear the details of a gruesome murder that hapenned next door, about a year ago. I told him the simple version, with only four characters, but he had a difficult time understanding the plot. The kicker is: Before he left he told me he had once had a vision of a skeletal corpse hanging in my office closet.

Comments

[sicktodeathmx.livejournal.com]

Awww, well at least she was open about her ideas, thoughts, what not. But she does seem a bit... Out there

[robby.livejournal.com]

She was up wound pretty tightly, and that's why one glass of wine did a number on her. One thing LJ has shown me is how f*cking crazy some people are. I tend to avoid those kinds in the real world as well as live journal.

[sicktodeathmx.livejournal.com]

Hm... I hope that's no reference to meh :\

[robby.livejournal.com]

Do you see ghosts? I have been avoiding your mean Mr. Ween for the last few weeks. He even set up yet another fake journal pariah_ww to protest the shun.

POLICE NOTIFIED

[creepykirk.livejournal.com]

"least she was open about her ideas, thoughts, what not"

This young lady is my daughter and this young man asked her to put her thumb and index finger in his ass.

Re: POLICE NOTIFIED

[sicktodeathmx.livejournal.com]

Okay. Thanks for telling me!

[isotopia.livejournal.com]

Was that girl a reject from Joe Millionaire 2?

WEhat was teh gruesome murder?

[robby.livejournal.com]

The most gruesome details are housed in my secret archives (http://www.livejournal.com/users/robby/2003/08/18/).

[isotopia.livejournal.com]

WOOOOAAAHHHH! That's hardcore freaky! What an awful way to find your husband --> or anybody for that matter.

[robby.livejournal.com]

The police suspected it was a crime of passion, because the victim's head was almost destroyed by multiple shots from a large caliber handgun. Someone had a serious grudge.

[isotopia.livejournal.com]

That makes it even scarier

[robby.livejournal.com]

One lesson to be learned here, is not to fuck over these latin guys. Respect is critical, it's a lot like the Italian mafia culture. I've always know this, but some of the guys absolutely clued me in to this, years earlier.

Remember?

[perndawg.livejournal.com]

At least there is none of your boring ass fingering stories today. I have learned to like it.