Snoop Dogg emerges unscathed!

[robby]

Snoop escaped a drive by shooting today in LA. I guess we'll continue to see those "Girls Gone Wild, Doggy Style" video promotions on late night TV.


I'm kind of pissed that a clown like him gets so much play. Would I have more fun if I became Snoop Robby Robb?

Comments

[texanfaery.livejournal.com]

with a name like that you'd get mad play.

it's all about image, man.

The fly grrls might be noxious insects.

[robby.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I wouldn't want a hip-hop girl, once I'd finished by business. I guess Snoop kicks them to the curb, too.

Re: The fly grrls might be noxious insects.

[texanfaery.livejournal.com]

well, you might get lucky and find one that's too eccentric to be a fly girl.

besides, I'm sure you'd have a different line of groupies seeing as how you're Snoop Robby Rob.

[robby.livejournal.com]

I haven't really developed the Snoop Robby Robb mystique, so it's hard to imagine what sort of groupies I would attract. Maybe I'll be a sensitive folk singer, or something like that, and collect ethereal hippy girls, with long, straight hair.

Dat some real mad fun

[pookiedrawers.livejournal.com]

witha bullet in your back
snoop robby robb better carry his gat!

Yo, Listen' up!

[robby.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I can emulate
make a hip-hop switch
I'm not ghetto, blood
It ain't happenin', bitch!

Re: Yo, Listen' up!

[pookiedrawers.livejournal.com]

Word, let me pontificate
Snoop Robby Robb be a straight up fake
That don't mean he be a stupid ass cracker
Snoop Robby Robb be a macintosh hacker!

Don't you go ghetto on me, girl!

[robby.livejournal.com]

The scratchy record show
UB Pookilicious
ain't no bitch or ho'

Re: Don't you go ghetto on me, girl!

[pookiedrawers.livejournal.com]

Dat da Pook be a ho is highly debatable
'cause da mens she be wit are universally hatable.