Here are the spam nominees for today.

Get it all.. with.. They will do everything with every hole! Who exactly are they? Why will they do everything with every hole? Can they open a beer?

Curt King.. with.. homeric This is in strong contention..It's obviously about the Greek classics. Odyssius was a Curt King, wasn't he?"

Cassey Deidre.. with.. get medications at loww This is topical, the controversy about prescription drugs flooding into the US from overseas

Deandre Burgess.. with.. Re: welfare I really don't feel like talking about social policy right now.

Pert and tight.. with.. Fresh, willing girls! Got to love fresh, willing girls. In Taiwan, they call the Mainland Chinese girls that come over to marry "lettuce", because they're fresh and inexpensive.

Yung.. with.. Your power I'm always willing to award any discussion of my magnificent power. I guess word of it has made it to Mainland China, and Yung has heard of my reputation. Perhaps he's a Shaolin monk, looking for enlightenment.

Mitzi Downing.. with.. blunt ... I used to smoke blunts, but back them we called them joints or bombers...this must be a hip-hop guy or something.

Video Professor.. with.. robert, Bonus Giveaway and Computer Training How does he know my name? Is this one of my college professors or something? I like Bonus Giveaways.

Another odd. yet entertaining Craig's list ad.

Sometimes I just want to sit down and cry hard, how come that I am broke and broken enough yet God keep sending me broken people need to be fixed. I do not want to be strong, I want to be hold like a baby and get some sturdy man to rock me to sleep.


She's lost 25 lbs since coming from Taipei, out of horror from seeing all the "keg bellies' walking around in San Francisco. You can't have blue balls. She won't take off her clothes, even if you ask her for 7 hours. She watches the Simpsons, but even I don't get the reference to beaver rings. I like her, and I'm going to write to her.