Three little buddies

[robby]

I've always had trouble with mildew in the shower, and I am not very domestic. So the shower walls have always had dark mildew growing along the grout lines between the tiles. Until now.... 3 little slugs show up each night and eat eat eat the mildew, and really do a fine job, and leave the grout sparkling white. Maybe I should market them as an environmentally correct tile cleaner.

Comments

ack!

[sheenabizarre.livejournal.com]

slugs? they could reek havoc on yer love life!
how about purchasing tilex?
spray it on the shower walls after each shower & say g'bye to mildew 4ever!

Re: ack!

[robby.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid Tilex would kill the slugs. My three sluggos remind me of the old stories of benign elves that come secretly at night to do good deeds.

Re: ack!

[sheenabizarre.livejournal.com]

ha! i wonder if they fix shoes too!

Re: ack!

[robby.livejournal.com]

They probably don't know much about shoes, cuz they gots no feet...I have laid out cloth, in the hope they would make shirts, but they only seem to make slug-shirts (without arm holes). What I really need now is a benign night creature to clean the kitchen.

Re: ack!

[sheenabizarre.livejournal.com]

i know... I keep trying to get my cats to do some work around here, but they just refuse!
they don't even have jobs!
but I like them better than my human roommate either way.

Maybe you should lay out some black paper for the slugs to do some slug art on. they leave weird trails....

Re: ack!

[(Anonymous)]

To blithley respond to a 3 month old post with a mindless babble?

Well you know what I think (http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?replyto=14943706)

Please Sheena, you know I care about you but please:
Get a new hobby!

Re: ack!

[sheenabizarre.livejournal.com]

Oh... that "get a new hobby" comment i wrote to *you* has got you all stirred up, huh?!
good. the asylum bed waits for your arrival.

You started it

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure on some planet you must be considered desireable

Re: You started it

[sheenabizarre.livejournal.com]

i hope that you get all the help you need. you should just go to the psych ward, and have a proper evaluation. To hang onto links of someone elses journal from MONTHS ago??
you must have a very good computer system. too bad your brain is wired all wrong...
so, suspended from writing your own journals???
oh, sooooo sorry!!!

you know that you are sick. why not just get the help you need? i know you've compared this to "therapy," however you are wrong. All this does is annoy other people...

give it up already. it's tired.

you are a balding psycho with no chance at a future.

You perpetuate it

[(Anonymous)]

Balding? (http://www.billburg.com/artists/alaurence/1.cfm)
I think not.
By you started it:
I meant you were the pathetic loser who responded to a three month old post

Re: You perpetuate it

[sheenabizarre.livejournal.com]

oh jeez. here you go again. something bothers you, so you mimic it back to me. a warped version of reverse psychology. it doen't work on me...
although I wonder...
do you wear an anti-journalist wig & costume at home?!

I have no need to look in other people's mirrors

[(Anonymous)]

Just wondering

Does anything work on you?

Or are you so shallow and vapid that . . .

Blind Assumptions poison life

[(Anonymous)]

Are you SURE you know who you are Degrading? (http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?replyto=22966016)