On the 12th day of Christmas

[robby]

I scored a bottle of Remy Martin Cognac, and a Handspring visor deluxe. It's nice to be appreciated and loved and showered with more and more gifts. I've never had a PDA, and I'm toying with the idea of buying a modem for it, and connecting to the internet via my cell phone. I have a Qualcomm phone that is able to do that, it also has text messaging, but I've never used that feature.

I was out today in the rain, doing errands, and was stopped in a parking lot by an elegant European woman. Her Acura wouldn't start, so she handed me her keys and asked me to fix her car. After a minute, I realized her battery terminal was loose, and had her sit in the car, while I twisted the cable until it was tight on the post. It started like a charm, and she took it very matter of factly; she thanked me and drove away. I realize now she was a consummate judge of men. She knew I could fix her car. I wonder who she would have chosen for a torrid love affair.

Comments

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[robby.livejournal.com]

You've only got 3 decades worth of transgressions to make up! I'm actually presently at the point of making up for misdeeds in the summer of 1988, and that should take me quite a while. (I was 23 years old!)

[vicky-ferrari.livejournal.com]

What's the baddest thing you ever did?

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[robby.livejournal.com]

Did I ever tell you I would make a good spy? I can't tell you the terrible things I've done. No joke.

[vicky-ferrari.livejournal.com]

As long as it doesn't involve me :)

I'll tell you one if you tell me one.