Little Known Facts about Robby
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robbyHe hasn't had an American born girlfriend in 15 years. He doesn't know exactly why. His last four were Russian, Filipina, Chinese and Bolivian.
He got busted for felony cultivation of marijuana when he was 18, but he beat the rap. He had hundreds of plants but a good lawyer. He doesn't smoke pot anymore for a number of reasons.
His hearing is limited. He has difficulty hearing high frequencies, so sometimes he misses the telephone, even his own cell phone hooked to his belt. People standing next to him, will say "Dude, answer your phone".
His hearing is fine for voices and low frequencies. He doesn't listen to much music, sometimes it sounds like noise to him. Loud noises are painful to him, and if a number of people are talking at once, he has a hard time filtering out background noise and focusing on a single voice. You wouldn't know this unless he told you.
He has a little grey cat that loves him desperately. She was abandoned a few years ago, but found him at his place of work. When he took her home, he assumed that her neediness was because she was abandoned, and would fade away when she felt more secure, but it hasn't. She is sitting on his lap and purring right now. She comes when she's called, and enjoys various snack crackers with him, especially crunchy cheetos and wheat thins. She watches TV and enjoys nature shows, especially. She especially likes shows about birds, cats, little animals. She will watch with rapt attention for long periods of time.
He got busted for felony cultivation of marijuana when he was 18, but he beat the rap. He had hundreds of plants but a good lawyer. He doesn't smoke pot anymore for a number of reasons.
His hearing is limited. He has difficulty hearing high frequencies, so sometimes he misses the telephone, even his own cell phone hooked to his belt. People standing next to him, will say "Dude, answer your phone".
His hearing is fine for voices and low frequencies. He doesn't listen to much music, sometimes it sounds like noise to him. Loud noises are painful to him, and if a number of people are talking at once, he has a hard time filtering out background noise and focusing on a single voice. You wouldn't know this unless he told you.
He has a little grey cat that loves him desperately. She was abandoned a few years ago, but found him at his place of work. When he took her home, he assumed that her neediness was because she was abandoned, and would fade away when she felt more secure, but it hasn't. She is sitting on his lap and purring right now. She comes when she's called, and enjoys various snack crackers with him, especially crunchy cheetos and wheat thins. She watches TV and enjoys nature shows, especially. She especially likes shows about birds, cats, little animals. She will watch with rapt attention for long periods of time.
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Did you...
Thinking of your readership, particularly the female elements of it, you should post a picture of your kitty.
I bet it makes the talented and beautiful Tina *Tinkerbell* Tottenham go all goo-ey.
Re: Did you...
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Date: 2003-03-19 05:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-19 06:09 pm (UTC)You shoulda seen the look on the faces of my Dad and Mom
When I showed up with my date for the dance at the Junior Prom.
They said, "Pardon us, son, but that ain't no kid;
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig".
I said, "I know, ain't she great, Dad,
That's the kinda girl I dig."
I like my women just a tad on the trashy side.
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and too much rouge
Leaves me excited, leaves me confused.
Yeah, I like my women just a tad on the trashy side