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Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
Mr. Brooks: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.

Q: And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Okay? What school do you go to?
A: Oral.
Q: How old are you?
A: Oral.

Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A: I refuse to answer that question.
Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A: I refuse to answer that question.
Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A: No.

Q: Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
A: Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words.

Q: Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No. This is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
A: No.
Q: What was he doing with the dog's ears?
A: Picking them up in the air.
Q: Where was the dog at this time?
A: Attached to the ears.

Q: What is your brother-in-law's name?
A: Borofkin.
Q: What's his first name?
A: I can't remember.
Q: He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?
A: No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name!

Date: 2003-12-18 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sicktodeathmx.livejournal.com
Someone linked me to your journal from mine. Do I know you or something?

Date: 2003-12-18 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
There is a puny little fanboy around that is doing the silly linking posts. He is terribly threatened by the brilliance of lonelytravis and is desperately trying to understand what is going on. He knows nothing, but he keeps pretending, hoping that somehow he can gain some attention for the forgotten "six degrees of deception".

Re: Cecel B. Demented is really Nick Zedd

Date: 2003-12-29 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niggerkojak-rip.livejournal.com
Robby is an expert email hacker and should really
get you to sign a release before he drops my name or
your anonymously.


CLICK HERE (http://www.livejournal.com/~blackmariah/488.html?replyto=133096)

Re: Cecel B. Demented is really Nick Zedd

Date: 2003-12-29 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
You've really crossed the line here, by posting in my journal. Stop pretending. You should focus on your spelling skills, and leave any investigation to Roy Suggs. Leave The NiggerKojak alone. He's escaped his obsessions and is now a shining example for you to follow. Don't try to drag him back into the mud. You'll never achieve Peripeteia this way.

Re: Cecel B. Demented is really Nick Zedd

Date: 2003-12-29 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
Don't be concerned with all this linking wankery. If he bothers you again, explain that these endless, rancid posts will never begin to fill the vacuum of his existence.

POLICE NOTIFED

Date: 2005-10-10 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] creepykirk.livejournal.com
He asked my 11 year old son to finger his ass on line.

Re: POLICE NOTIFED

Date: 2005-10-10 02:56 pm (UTC)

beautiful...

Date: 2003-12-24 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamacashew.livejournal.com
I believe I have read these court transactions someplace before...hmmm -thinkthinkthink- but they are hilarious, none the less..

Re: beautiful...

Date: 2003-12-27 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
I think this stuff is hilarious. I'm glad someone agrees. The best humor comes from real life.

Re: beautiful...

Date: 2003-12-27 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iamacashew.livejournal.com
transactions? TRANSACTIONS? what in god's name was I thinking? -you were thinking that you needed to go to the bank and put some money in before they closed your account- Oh...that is what I was thinking...
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
I knew exactly what you meant.

Did it bleed much least to none/PED/robby

Date: 2005-10-10 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perndawg.livejournal.com
Obsessed loser with a game boy life needs to try girls.

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