Have You Seen My Ninja Midget?
May. 1st, 2004 01:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
robbyAs I was walking out of Safeway, I noticed a nervous young guy peering into the bed of my truck. My bike was unlocked there in the bed, and my instincts said "ripoff". As I walked towards the truck he continued on, searching the parking lot with jerky little motions while smoking a cigarette. He had noticed me, too, and as I reached the truck he called over, "Hey, have you seen my ninja midget?"
I asked, "Is he a little boy?", because I would have stopped to help find a missing kid.
"No", he said, "He's a little man, a midget, that wears a ninja outfit, and likes to hide in the strangest places."
"Sorry", I said, "I haven't seen him", I called back. So he continued on, searching high and low.
I asked, "Is he a little boy?", because I would have stopped to help find a missing kid.
"No", he said, "He's a little man, a midget, that wears a ninja outfit, and likes to hide in the strangest places."
"Sorry", I said, "I haven't seen him", I called back. So he continued on, searching high and low.
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