Scary!

I take Homeland Security very seriously and have recently joined the local militia. One of my regular duties is to patrol my neighborhood, and guard against subversives. Well, everything went terribly wrong last night.

I happened upon a freshly dug grave in a beautifully manicured suburban lawn. When I went to the house to cite the homeowners for a quality of life violation, I was met by a animated skeleton who wanted to argue about things. As I was dealing with him, a vampire came from behind and overpowered me. Even though I have joined the ranks of the undead , the evening ended on a ok note.