Have You Seen My Ninja Midget?

As I was walking out of Safeway, I noticed a nervous young guy peering into the bed of my truck. My bike was unlocked there in the bed, and my instincts said "ripoff". As I walked towards the truck he continued on, searching the parking lot with jerky little motions while smoking a cigarette. He had noticed me, too, and as I reached the truck he called over, "Hey, have you seen my ninja midget?"

I asked, "Is he a little boy?", because I would have stopped to help find a missing kid.

"No", he said, "He's a little man, a midget, that wears a ninja outfit, and likes to hide in the strangest places."

"Sorry", I said, "I haven't seen him", I called back. So he continued on, searching high and low.