Celebrities are so bothersome.

Sally Fields left me a message this weekend, and now Billy Crystal calls me in the middle of the day!

He managed to get out, "Don't hang up, this is not a telemarketing call. I'm calling as a concerned father and...." before I managed to cut him off.

I'm getting so tired of hearing from the Hollywood elite. If I cared what they thought, I'd buy the National Enquirer.