I can always think of something to say.

If anyone wants me, in the future, to always comment on every single one of their posts, please say so here. This request can be rescinded at any time. I will screen your replies to this post, so no one else will ever know our dirty secret. This offer is open to absolutely everyone, except mean sock puppets, because you mean sock puppets only wear me out.
**I AM OVERWHELMED BY THE RESPONSE, AND CAN'T PROMISE UNLIMITED COMMENTS TO ANY NEW APPLICANTS**