Dortmunder Actien Brauerei, I Salute You!

[robby]

Safeway has stopped selling DAB beer. I was the only one buying it, so it was perpetually on sale. Last week, I fished the very last six pack from a shopping cart filled with clearance items, parked near the front of the store. I just opened my last bottle, so I am both happy und sad.

Comments

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

I know who you really are, Worfpoe!

[robby.livejournal.com]

You wish.

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

Suck on dinosaur milk, and may shit get all over your worried shoes, Flatulaurence!

[robby.livejournal.com]

That's such a negative image.

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

How, got $5 for a good time, sailor?

[robby.livejournal.com]

Who exactly are you?

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

I am LaRuoccoWhorE!

[robby.livejournal.com]

I command you to answer me, immediately!

[robby.livejournal.com]

San Diego?????

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

No.

[robby.livejournal.com]

My program says yes.... west of Lemon Grove, with a 99% certainty. I could visit you, sometime.

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

There's no such place as "Lemon Grove" near me. Your program is wrong. It has been re-routred. Clue: it's is 12:35 a.m. on May 11 where I am. ;)

Dupe. You are NOT that good.

[robby.livejournal.com]

So you're from the future. Why must you torment me, so?

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

Not the future, but a parallel universe.

[robby.livejournal.com]

Not exactly parallel, because it's not Wednesday yet. Are you Maux?

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

How faux!

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

If you have $5-10 to spend, yes, visit me. When it comes to cheap whorEs, I am the best.

[robby.livejournal.com]

The really cheap whores tend to carry social diseases,

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

Mine are anti-social.

[robby.livejournal.com]

Well good night, I've have a very difficult day.

[laruoccowhore.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow will be worse. The whole week will be a pain, and the whole month will be hell. Your life, from this moment on, goes downhill. You will lose everything near and dear to you. This is my prophecy from the future, Robby.

Dont use AIM much? so why strap on your "my worried shoes?"

[just-water.livejournal.com]

San Diego is hemmingsonofabitch a.k.a. worfpoe

Silver Spring, Md is jon from kirkland a.k.a. sockbuster0707

[laruoccoslut.livejournal.com]

hi.

[fauxmaux.livejournal.com]

Hope you feel better. This suspended user person was not me. I miss your poem!

[robby.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't have deleted it. It's lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Clementine.

Re: You are nothing but a negative force in my life

[charming-atomb.livejournal.com]

Are you POSITIVE? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/ccjohn/266598.html?replyto=1216614)