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Safeway has stopped selling DAB beer. I was the only one buying it, so it was perpetually on sale. Last week, I fished the very last six pack from a shopping cart filled with clearance items, parked near the front of the store. I just opened my last bottle, so I am both happy und sad.

Date: 2005-05-10 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laruoccowhore.livejournal.com
I know who you really are, Worfpoe!

Date: 2005-05-11 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laruoccowhore.livejournal.com
Suck on dinosaur milk, and may shit get all over your worried shoes, Flatulaurence!

Date: 2005-05-11 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
That's such a negative image.

Date: 2005-05-11 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laruoccowhore.livejournal.com
How, got $5 for a good time, sailor?

Date: 2005-05-11 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
Who exactly are you?

Date: 2005-05-11 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laruoccowhore.livejournal.com
I am LaRuoccoWhorE!

Date: 2005-05-11 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
I command you to answer me, immediately!

Date: 2005-05-11 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
My program says yes.... west of Lemon Grove, with a 99% certainty. I could visit you, sometime.

Date: 2005-05-11 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laruoccowhore.livejournal.com
There's no such place as "Lemon Grove" near me. Your program is wrong. It has been re-routred. Clue: it's is 12:35 a.m. on May 11 where I am. ;)

Dupe. You are NOT that good.

Date: 2005-05-11 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
So you're from the future. Why must you torment me, so?

Date: 2005-05-11 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laruoccowhore.livejournal.com
Not the future, but a parallel universe.

Date: 2005-05-11 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
Not exactly parallel, because it's not Wednesday yet. Are you Maux?

Date: 2005-05-11 04:58 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-05-11 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laruoccowhore.livejournal.com
If you have $5-10 to spend, yes, visit me. When it comes to cheap whorEs, I am the best.

Date: 2005-05-11 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
The really cheap whores tend to carry social diseases,

Date: 2005-05-11 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laruoccowhore.livejournal.com
Mine are anti-social.

Date: 2005-05-11 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
Well good night, I've have a very difficult day.

Date: 2005-05-11 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laruoccowhore.livejournal.com
Tomorrow will be worse. The whole week will be a pain, and the whole month will be hell. Your life, from this moment on, goes downhill. You will lose everything near and dear to you. This is my prophecy from the future, Robby.
From: [identity profile] just-water.livejournal.com
San Diego is hemmingsonofabitch a.k.a. [livejournal.com profile] worfpoe

Silver Spring, Md is jon from kirkland a.k.a. [livejournal.com profile] sockbuster0707

Date: 2005-05-12 06:07 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-05-13 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fauxmaux.livejournal.com
Hope you feel better. This suspended user person was not me. I miss your poem!

Date: 2005-05-19 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com
I shouldn't have deleted it. It's lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Clementine.
From: [identity profile] charming-atomb.livejournal.com
Are you POSITIVE? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/ccjohn/266598.html?replyto=1216614)

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