Modern Life Is So Disturbing

[robby]

All over town, I'm running into strange-looking anime girls, moving in a stiff-jointed fashion, and speaking faux japanese in high pitched voices. Just this morning, one was ahead of me at the supermarket, paying for groceries in jerky little motions and giggling at inappropriate times. I wrote it off as another psychosis of modern times until I saw this video:

It's a new teenage craze, probably the most bizarre ever, and what's even more disturbing is that young girls are being encouraged and pursued by horrible, geeky men in their 20's and 30's.

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[robby.livejournal.com]

Did you realize that video is of an English girl, not Japanese, and the accent is phony? Hundreds of thousand of American girls have begun to emulate this. Just tonight, three of them were marching through the neighborhood in cute sailor suits, chanting "Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty".

[ccjohn.livejournal.com]

YAHHHHHHHH!

(Where do they sell sailor suits? Ho-kay! Major big major major awesome! Whee! Super OK rocket ship wild! I'm going long on Restylane.)

[robby.livejournal.com]

it's called Seifuku.