Another odd. yet entertaining Craig's list ad.

[robby]

Sometimes I just want to sit down and cry hard, how come that I am broke and broken enough yet God keep sending me broken people need to be fixed. I do not want to be strong, I want to be hold like a baby and get some sturdy man to rock me to sleep.


She's lost 25 lbs since coming from Taipei, out of horror from seeing all the "keg bellies' walking around in San Francisco. You can't have blue balls. She won't take off her clothes, even if you ask her for 7 hours. She watches the Simpsons, but even I don't get the reference to beaver rings. I like her, and I'm going to write to her.

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[robby.livejournal.com]

I'm angry that he didn't tell me that he was going to end the contract of seeing me on Feb. 27, 2004. I'm just angry. How can he do this to me?

He said that he wanted to design the furniture and buy materials together. He said he wanted me to go to his home to work with his engines together. He said he would like to teach me all the stuff he knew. He said he would like to get a bike for me so we can bike together in Sausalito. He said he would like to show me the ultrasound photo of his grandchild. He said he would bring his chest X-ray and MRI for me to read. He asked me to take lessons with him?

I'm angry that he gave me empty promises. I'm very angry and want to ask him to get back here but he just can never hear it.

I don't want to write now. I just want to scream. I want my friend back. And I want to hug him as long as he wanted. I don't know what to do now and I just want to cry.



My friend's name is Dennis Carl Siden, you may read his obituary on SF chronicle on Mar. 4th 2004.
Please help me if you find someone who resembles to his personality and knowledge. I want men like him.

Also, thanks for telling me your sympathy of my loss. However, I have no interest to hear that from you unless you know him or me. Or if you are a murder case reporter, please contact me. I have somewhat interesting story for you. Other than that, please stop robbing my time on reading your non-productive messages. That is simply another form of Homer Simpson. If you sincerely feel pain for me, please help me to write to CL manager to think of something to save me from insanely removing of my post in the hope of searching my man by Homer Simpsons. I think I can benefit that from your actions more than the few lines about how sympathy you feel for me. Do something practical to solve problems is the only way to make me like you.

And I believe you have the wisdom to tell that who you want to look for. If you find out quickly that I am not the one you look for, learn how to jump to read the next your possible whatever mate. You should thank me for I wrote such detailed information to help you to make a decision if you would like to meet me or not. I am saving your time, you'd better learn that and appreciate me. If you have problems on compulsive reading, then you should find some professional consultants to help you and you should also thank me for I provide you free assessment to help you to screen your problem at early stage. Sending me F letters and removing will not help you much and I sincerely you knew that before you read this. Sorry to be so candid, but this is the way it is. Dennis didn't like me just because I am a young looking Asian. He liked me because I know what I am talking about. He told me once: 'You are too smart for your own good.' Another multimillionaire told me:' I'm busy for this week for a guest from Belgium, please wait for me, don't get married before I come back.' He has a wife and he can't afford a divorce. He belongs to another phenomenal story. I admire him as well. If you don't know Dennis or me, and you don't belong the club of Samantha Jones in 'Sex and City', please don't contact me. I know I won't want you. However, I never turn off anyone who shows positive friendly attitude to me, I'd definitely be happy to be friends with you if you would like to have me as your friend. But please don't joke with me about asking me to consider you as a candidate of my mate. You can't recognize my value doesn't mean I don't know my value.