Another odd. yet entertaining Craig's list ad.

[robby]

Sometimes I just want to sit down and cry hard, how come that I am broke and broken enough yet God keep sending me broken people need to be fixed. I do not want to be strong, I want to be hold like a baby and get some sturdy man to rock me to sleep.


She's lost 25 lbs since coming from Taipei, out of horror from seeing all the "keg bellies' walking around in San Francisco. You can't have blue balls. She won't take off her clothes, even if you ask her for 7 hours. She watches the Simpsons, but even I don't get the reference to beaver rings. I like her, and I'm going to write to her.

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D'oh! Here come the reply postings.

[robby.livejournal.com]

She's been posting her tribute to Carl Dennis Siden mutiple times daily for the last week. Everytime it's deleted she re-posts. Here's the sarcastic responses other people are posting to the site:

The Siden Memorial will take place at 10:00AM near Drainage Way and Bosworth St(picnic tables at Glen Park). Yes, we're doing it on MY Day.
If you want to be on a steep decline, like me, you may also arrive via Gold Mine Drive. Your hostess will be ME, the pudgy little Asian chic (Miss Unrealistic March '04)(Miss Spam Jan '04). Women say I'm cute the way they do when they don't want to be percieved as catty. I will be wearing a charm braclet with little gold shovels on it. You must have a key to gain entrance(a Phi Beta Kappa one). doh! nuts will be served. I will be too good for you all but you may meet a stray jogger or a seagull who will be better company and anyway you should feel lucky just to be near me.