Weiner Roast

He's just had another press conference, alongside his long-suffering wife, admitting to again sending nude pictures and sexually explicit communications out to the internet.

New Yorkers, this guy is disturbed, with no control over his compulsions. How could you ever elect him as mayor?

He seems to be led by his weiner, and voters should learn by this, and see the pitfall of being led by a Weiner.

"It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the porn star said, 'I don't know.'"–Conan O'Brien

Last night at midnight, former Congressman Anthony Weiner officially announced in an online video that he is running for mayor of New York. Nothing says 'I put my sleazy past behind me' like showing a video on the Internet at midnight." –Conan O'Brien

"A new poll found that former congressman Anthony Weiner only has a 15 percent chance of winning the race for New York City mayor. Although in his defense, he's a grower not a shower." –Jimmy Fallon

"Former Congressman Anthony Weiner is back on Twitter. It's like giving Lindsay Lohan the keys to the mini bar." –David Letterman